C’est Ironique Sign of the Weeque
What’s that, Selfor?
Yes.
No, I mean what’s that sell for?
What’s what sell for, Selfor? It’s not for sale.
Then what is it, For?
No, “Selfor.”
I mean what’s it for?
Oh — Selfor? It’s a store.
What’s it, Sell?
No, “Selfor”!
I mean what does it sell?
Oh. Nobody knows.
Are you speaking for yourself? Or…
Yes.
Have you seen a ridiculous sign in Paris? Or anywhere in France? Send me a photo in care of contact@paris-update.com
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