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The Luck of the Draw, Part Two: How I Got French Residency

You Don’t Apply So Much As Grovel

October 16, 2012 | By David Jaggard | C'est Ironique!

A few weeks back, I wrote about how Nancy and I found our first rental apartment in Paris, a saga that involved frequent repetition of the phrase “We were so lucky!” I called that article “The Luck of the Draw, … Read More

Plumbing the Mysteries of the Plumbing Trade in Paris

Leaks Fixed. Drains Cleared. Arms Twisted.

October 7, 2012 | By David Jaggard | C'est Ironique!

The leak in my toilet reminded me of my old stereo system. Back in the days before digital technology became compact and ubiquitous, when you had to be home to get your phone calls, friends were people you had actually … Read More

Paris Shop Signs, Part Five: Sex Edition

Some Streets (and This Piece) Should Be R-Rated

October 2, 2012 | By David Jaggard | C'est Ironique!

The City of Light has long been associated with a light-handed attitude toward morality. By some accounts, Parisians are a bunch of hormone-addled sex maniacs who see something suggestive everywhere they turn. And, judging from the material I collected for … Read More

The English Invasion: Why Don’t the French Want to Speak their Own Language?

What le Hell Est Going sur Here?

September 25, 2012 | By David Jaggard | C'est Ironique!

I overheard the most extraordinary conversation the other day while sitting behind a young couple on a bus. To pick a sample sentence more or less at random, at one point the woman said: “We need to go to the … Read More

Tin Cup, Tin Ear: A Note on the Street Musicians of Paris

A Bad Busker Is Not Hard to Find

September 19, 2012 | By David Jaggard | C'est Ironique!

Let’s see… Costume? Check. Instrument? Check. Props? Check. Ability to count to four? Hey, you can’t have everything!   In Paris, good street musicians are like free, legal parking places: you know they’re out there, but on the reality scale … Read More

Beyond the Periphérique: Following in Famous Footsteps in Provence

The Good, the Bad and The Wildly Popular

July 12, 2011 | By David Jaggard | C'est Ironique!

After Paris, Provence is probably the most famous part of France, known for its stunning landscapes, its quaint villages, its fragrant plants, its chirpy cicadas and its year. By the latter I refer, of course, to a certain blockbuster book … Read More

Notes from the Underground: The Paris Sewer Tour

Where Does It All Go? And Do We Want to Know?

May 31, 2011 | By David Jaggard | C'est Ironique!

Yes, it stinks. On the opposite sides of both the Seine and the curatorial value spectrum from the Louvre is the Musée des Egouts de Paris – the Paris Sewer Museum. The display space is part of the city’s actual … Read More

Beautiful Mind: I Take the Miss France General Knowledge Quiz (2)

February 7, 2010 | By David Jaggard | Archive

Behind That Face Lies A Veritable Database She’s not only more fun to look at than I am, she’s also, according to one set of criteria, smarter. Photo of Flora Coquerel, Miss France 2014, by Georges Biard. Readers, I have … Read More

Invasion of the Anglicisms: Is France Committing Linguistic Suicide? (2)

February 7, 2010 | By David Jaggard | Archive

At Least They Still Speak French Here… This stately edifice on the Left Bank of the Seine is the HQ of the Académie Française. If you listen closely on a quiet day, you can hear the ghost of Balzac groaning, … Read More

Is France Turning into the United States? (Breaking News: No) (2)

February 7, 2010 | By David Jaggard | Archive

One Nation Under… Oh My Gawd! Illustration by Charles Giai-Gischia. Visit his blog, Traits-Drôles, for a larger version and more drawings First, a shameful confession: one of my favorite online news sources is the e-version of a French tabloid newspaper. … Read More

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