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Online Scams in France: Making Grand Larceny Grandiose

What Perils Doth the In-Box Hold?

November 11, 2015 | By David Jaggard | C'est Ironique!

France in general, and Paris in particular, have long been known as paragons of style and elegance: chic fashions, stately architecture, refined cuisine, debonair poodle trims… And now we even have a high-class e-mail scam. These days malicious spam is … Read More

French Politics: Mixed-up Meanings, Metaphors and Minds

From the Mouths of Babes (or Their Husbands)...

October 28, 2015 | By David Jaggard | C'est Ironique!

Even though he hasn’t held public office for more than three years, former President Nicolas Sarkozy still looms large on the political scene in France. This is due to the legacy of his administration, his ongoing leadership of the center-right … Read More

The Sublimely Ridiculous Beyond the Périphérique: Even More Ill-Advised English Shop Signs (Part 14)

Special Guest City: Bordeaux

October 13, 2015 | By David Jaggard | C'est Ironique!

Lately I’ve been thinking about the science of origins. Not much, and on the shallowest possible level, but thinking. Our understanding of mankind’s place in the universe has been greatly enriched by such historic insights as: • The human race … Read More

No Such Thing as Too Many Paris Shop Signs: From the Ridiculous to the Sublimely Ridiculous, Part 13

Are They All Like This?

September 23, 2015 | By David Jaggard | C'est Ironique!

Now that everyone’s happy, rested and relaxed after summer vacation, what better way to start the fall than with some disturbing statistics? Like these: • Every 40 seconds, somewhere in the world someone commits suicide. • Every 30 seconds, somewhere … Read More

French Bashing: How I Survived the Great Paris Baguette Famine (Spoiler: By Eating)

Here It Is, the Face of Doom:

September 9, 2015 | By David Jaggard | C'est Ironique!

While everyone else was relaxing and sunbathing and eating rosé-drenched lunches by the pool this summer, I actually learned something. Here’s what I learned: not all writers love France as much as I do. It has come to my attention … Read More

Waxing Philosophical Part IV: I Take the 2015 “Bac Philo” Exam

If Descartes Could Cut It, Why Kant I?

July 7, 2015 | By David Jaggard | C'est Ironique!

As I explain every July, every June every French student in the final year of secondary school takes a long, difficult standardized test called the baccalauréat. For most of them, this exam is the biggest academic milestone in their lives. … Read More

Love Locks in Paris: When a Clingy Relationship Becomes a Burden

This Used to Be the Place to Hook Up and Hang Out

June 10, 2015 | By David Jaggard | C'est Ironique!

Try this: on any busy city street, stop passers-by at random and ask them, “Where is the world capital of love?” If you are a woman, most of the guys will say, “Under the blue light in my bedroom, baby!” … Read More

Sizing Up Life in France: How I (Almost) Mastered the Metric System

It Really Is Engraved in Stone

May 27, 2015 | By David Jaggard | C'est Ironique!

When I moved from the United States to France 30-some-odd years ago, I had to learn a lot of things. Like to cross my sevens, to call 4pm “16 hours” and to plug my ears on Métro line 13 between … Read More

Are the French Really Rude? A Myth Shattered — and Reassembled

They’re Polite Enough... To Each Other

May 13, 2015 | By David Jaggard | C'est Ironique!

Despite what many foreigners seem to think, French people are not rude. Not all of them — France has the same proportion of aggressive, selfish jerks as any other country in the world. The only difference is that here they … Read More

Invasion of the Anglicisms: Is France Committing Linguistic Suicide?

At Least They Still Speak French Here...

April 28, 2015 | By David Jaggard | C'est Ironique!

Like any two developed countries active in the international arena, France and the United States maintain a balance of commercial trade. France gives the United States haute couture, cognac and Daft Punk, and the United States gives France iPads, pink-slime … Read More

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