It is an established historical fact that French people like English trade names. By which I mean established by me in the history of C’est Ironique (I’ve written so many articles based on inadvertently funny or ill-advised English shop signs that I’ve lost count, but here’s a link to one of the more recent ones).
My question is: if we have to endure brain-dead puns like Serge’n Pepper spice mix and John Lemon soft drinks (which are actually of Polish origin), what are we in for next?
A barber shop called “George Hairrison”?
A dairy called “I Should Have Known Butter”?
A footwear store called “Ye Love Shoes”?
A poultry butcher called “Oeuf Eiffel”?
A casino catering to Chinese tourists called “Bet It, Lee!”?
A Beatles album called “Rubber Soul”?
I find it fitting that both of the examples pictured above have something to do with cuisine. After all, this is the country where:
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